before i officially woke this morning, i was having the most sensational dream!
tiffany of kidviskous fame & i were hanging out at her apartment. she had locked herself in the bathroom. we were rolling. it was her birthday or mine, i can't remember which and we were shitcanned high.
she's screaming in the bathroom & freaking out. something about her dog.
i bang on the door & finally it opens to reveal tiffany, neck thick with necklaces. she has 200 of her necklaces on and is covered in glitter. she pointed to the toilet and said that she had flushed her dog down by accident. dream dog was some poof of white, a furry marshmallow. something yappy.
& then i woke.
you know, those mixed drinks at two a.m. really serve you well.
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